Actually, it`s more of a drabble, but you get the point.
Author: Lady Azura
Summary: There’s not a lot that can surprise Urahara anymore… but Yoruichi still has a few tricks up her sleeve.
Pairing: (Implied) Kisuke x Yoruichi
Rating: PG, if even that.
Word Count: 250-word drabble
Yoruichi knew that there wasn’t a lot that could surprise Kisuke anymore.
He had been around for hundreds of years and had witnessed many things in his long lifetime. He had watched his comrades die before his very eyes and had slain former pupils and friends -- those who had fallen victim to their own inner demons, who couldn’t be saved. He had been betrayed by the same home he had sworn to lay down his life for, and above all else, he had seen the world for exactly what it could be. Knew the world for exactly what it could be -- with all its suffering and misery, and history repeating itself over and over and over again like some terrible nightmare that never ended.
They both did.
And because of this -- because of all Kisuke had seen and heard and done -- he always knew what to expect from the world and the people living in it.
"Kisuke, I’m pregnant."
Well, almost always.
She really hoped that that vase hadn’t been too expensive… but damn! The look on his face had been priceless.
Totally worth it.